Two Stories from "The 1001 Worst Things That Ever Happened"

MUNICH

One quiet evening in Munich an old married couple sat in front of the TV with their pet schnauser, Albert. Suddenly the wife grabbed her chest and mouthed that she was having a heart attack. Her crippled husband tried to reach the phone but he struck the edge of a table and his wheelchair flipped sideways, snapping his neck. He died instantly. The wife died a few minutes later. By the time police battered down the locked door, Albert had starved to death.


LITTLE MICHIKO

Little four year old Michiko brought a samurai sword to school and used it on the playground to decapitate her best friend. When she walked into the classroom after recess soaked in blood and holding the dripping head, her teacher fainted. The other children screamed and screamed.